Bonjour,
Réponse :
1. He who can, does. He who can cannot, teaches.
2. It’s not that I’m afraid to die.. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
3. He’s fanatically tidy. After he takes a bath, he washes the soap.
4. Opera is when a guy gets knifed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
5. Never marry a man who hates his mother, he’ll end up hating you.
6. The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and it does not stop until you get to the office.
7. A man who loves whisky and hates kids can’t be all bad.
8. The man who makes mistakes does not usually make anything.
9. Everything comes to him who waits.
Merci