Réponse :
Voilà :le 1er:
Astronaut:can I have a ticket to the moon,pleas?
The woman: sorry,sir.the moon is full just now.
2éme: the trainman:I'm sorry,but your ticket is for Paris and this train is going to Lisbon.
The man:Really? then tell the driver to turn the train around.
Explications :
J'espére que ce deux petits sketchs vous aidera.